WKF Book Excerpts
Business Gun Fu
Running a business requires a diverse set of skills that rival a Kung Fu master’s arsenal of fighting skills. You need to be a brand strategist, a product or service development genius, a marketing wizard, a customer service expert, and a team leader all at once. It’s a lot like fucking John Wick kicking, punching and firing his guns against multiple bad guys and gals all at the same time. As a Kung Fu master, or in this case, Gun Fu master, you are never fazed. And once in a while, you flick those wicked nun-chucks to fuck up your nemeses in the face for good measure. They die ugly.
There are a lot of baddies in the cut-throat world of business. They will attempt to bring you down by bad- mouthing you and your business, for a start. They will try to construct their own dastardly plot to throw you into disrepute and spread lies to your past clients. But if you are a WKF fighting machine, you will do all the John Wick moves from day till night, night till day. You will get smashed in the face and shot in the back but you will fight the fuck back every inch of the way.
Finally, you will win. You will have cuts, bruises and even bullet wounds to show for your trouble. But by then, your wealth goal has been reached and it was all worth it. Your newly-reached multimillionaire status is the nun-chucks move John Wick threw at his nemeses’ faces to fuck them up real good. They die ugly. You die rich. We are not the same, Bitch.
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Excerpt from WEALTH KUNG FU Vol 1 - Zero To 1 Million.
Staying Informed, Continuous Learning
& Staying Unfucked.
In Kung Fu, daily practice sharpens your skills. Similarly, in wealth management, staying informed is paramount. This will serve as your daily stay-fit habit. For instance, given the bamboozling from hackers and dodgy exchanges that are still currently prevalent in the crypto- verse, not staying informed is a nincompoop’s game.
Unless of course, you have taken out your Bitcoin stack from exchanges and stored it in a cold wallet!
You see, like in Kung Fu, knowledge and awareness are your greatest allies in the world of investments where fuckeries are aplenty. Not keeping up with accurate, updated information and new knowledge is a sure way to suffer losses!
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Excerpt from WEALTH KUNG FU Vol 2 - Unfuck Your Mind.
Don’t Start Without The Necessary Skills and Experience
Listen up, Tai Chi master, because it’s time for some serious Kung Fu talk about starting your own business.
Don’t ever fucking start your own business without the necessary skills and experience. We have seen spoilt brats handed the keys to their parents’ business kingdom. These kids never went through rank and file.
Never worked a day as an employee. Never did their time. Never earned their dues. They were just handed the keys.
And guess what? Yes, they had it all. But they fucked it all up. Every last single penny! Their kingdom came crashing down. Their companies filed for Chapter 11. Some bigger corporations bought over. Their original company or brand name disappeared from the face of the planet. Nuked.
On a smaller scale, you could fuck it all up for and by yourself by losing all your capital. We have seen this. We gave good advice to kids who meant well. They took their parents’ money and rushed to open a business. This is the generation that is told. “You can achieve anything.” Shut the fuck up!
In the end. They achieved shit. Don’t let this happen to you!
Do you want to be a badass entrepreneur? Then buckle up.
Starting a business is like entering a hardcore Kung Fu tournament – without the right moves, you’ll end up face-first in a pile of shitty floormats. Do you think you can just wing it and succeed? Hell, nah! You need the right skills and experience, or you’ll be kissing the dirty, slippery floor.
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Excerpt from WEALTH KUNG FU Vol 1 - Zero To 1 Million.
A word about Liabilities
These sneaky troublemakers are like the banana peels of your Wealth Kung Fu journey. Think loans, credit card debt, unsettled bills and other financial boogeymen. They’re the party crashers to your WKF shindig. But don’t fret, my Preying Mantis – roundhouse kick every single one of these motherfuckers one at a time.
Before you know it, these fuckers lie dead at your feet. Now step over them and continue your heroic journey debt-free. Remember, without debt and liabilities, you now have a positive net worth. The only risks you need to take are calculated ones on each asset that you have decided to buy.
Do not, for fuck’s sake, take the advice from some gurus to build wealth by taking on debt! Investing on borrowed money is the fastest way to financial ruins. A market downturn, which always happens, will see your property become tenantless. A stock market dip will send your leveraged shares into forced selling aka liquidation. Both can kick you falling into the chasm of insolvency faster than you can say, Robert Kiyosaki. Bankruptcies that come from these high-risk plays are fairly common. Best leave the dark arts of taking on long-term debt and stock market leveraging to the professionals.
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Excerpt from WEALTH KUNG FU Vol 2 - Unfuck Your Mind.
Use Your First 10 Years to
Work for Money
Dear WKF warrior, the first 10 years of your journey are like the foundation for an epic Kung Fu championship title. This is the time to upskill like a true monster, dedicating yourself to mastering your chosen job or profession. The secret to unlocking investment success is simple but powerful – the more you learn, the more you earn! This is a cliché we would not debunk. It is true whichever way you look at it. It is equally true for a business owner, an investor, and even a multimillionaire who wishes to continue building their wealth.
But here’s the kicker – upskilling is not just about boosting your earning potential. It is about unleashing your full potential. When you invest in yourself and acquire new skills, you become a force to be reckoned with. Your expertise becomes your superpower, and you can take on challenges that others might shy away from. And how do you do this? Never stop learning new things!
Upskilling opens doors to more and more opportunities. As you become more proficient in your craft, you will likely find yourself being recognized and rewarded for your skills. Employers and clients are eager to have you on their team, and they won’t hesitate to offer you a bigger income for your kickass skills.
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Excerpt from WEALTH KUNG FU Vol 1 - Zero To 1 Million.
Defining the Winner’s Daily Investment Kung Fu
The Winner’s Daily Investment Kung Fu transcends mere investing; it is the path to mastering the art of wealth accumulation one day at a time, and let me tell you, it’s a journey, not a quick shag. Visualise this as a martial artist perfecting their ancient techniques every single day, forging not just their body but their investment mind.
These daily rituals form the backbone of your investment training regimen, moulding your mindset and sculpting your investment acumen.
So, if after positioning yourself in the assets market, you plan to sit on your palms, you’re in the wrong fucking place. But if you’re ready to embark on a journey of daily commitment, discipline, and financial skill-building, then welcome to the Winner’s Daily Investment Kung Fu. It’s the real deal that will transform you into an investment master, one day at a time.
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Excerpt from WEALTH KUNG FU Vol 2 - Unfuck Your Mind.
Time is
Your Biggest Capital
Listen up, my fellow warrior, because we are about to drop some serious Kung Fu knowledge on you! Time is the most valuable capital you will ever have in your wealth journey. And guess what? You can’t buy it, no matter how much gold you got stashed away!
Time is like the mystical dragon’s treasure, and you have to treat it with the utmost respect. It is more important than your money or cash capital because once it is gone, it is gone. You can’t get it back! So, don’t waste it on useless crap. Instead, invest both your time and savings wisely and let the magic of compounding take over.
Imagine this - time is your Kung Fu weapon of choice, and you’re wielding it like a badass warrior. Every tick of the clock is a powerful strike against your foe - inflation. You have to train yourself to use time strategically, just like a Kung Fu fighter waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
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Excerpt from WEALTH KUNG FU Vol 1 - Zero To 1 Million.
The Rich Work Their Asses Off
People judge the successful by the results they show. But almost none of these people know what it took to get there. The losers attribute such success to luck. This is why they are always broke. They do not see behind the veil of success that successful people put in a lot of time, capital and effort to produce the result they dreamed of. Don’t be fooled by the old couple lounging lazily by the poolside of a swanky, 5-star resort, wearing their Rolex Daytona and Patek Philippe Aquanaut wristwatches.
These two have earned it many times over. Look harder and you will find that there is at least one book, magazine or digital tablet by their side.
If you actually have the courage to approach them and speak to them, you will likely find out that these two, typical of the rich, have put in a lot of time and effort into making their fortune.
85% of such people did not inherit wealth. They built it from zero!
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Excerpt from WEALTH KUNG FU Vol 2 - Unfuck Your Mind.
The Poor Spend, The Middle-Class Save, The Rich Invest.
Listen up, fighter. In this saga of your life, we take you on a deep dive into the minds of the three classes – the poor, the middle class, and the rich. This is a critical immersion into the differences in mindset and how to avoid two and adopt one.
Act 1: The Poor - Spending Like There’s No Tomorrow! Oh, the horror, the horror! They’ve got the spending game down to a hobby! From fancy gadgets to the latest bling-bling, they are living for the moment with no thought for tomorrow. It’s all about instant gratification like a party animal throwing cash around. But alas, the poor are trapped in an endless cycle of earning too little and spending too much, leaving them fucking broke and longing for more money to spend without ever learning how to make more money, save more money and invest more money.
Act 2: The Middle Class - Saving Like Scrooge McDuck! Ah, the middle class, the masters of saving! They stash away their hard-earned money like squirrels hoarding nuts for winter. But here’s the goddamn twist - they often play it safe, are too afraid to take risks and never learn new knowledge. It’s like a kung fu student holding back an all-out punch so that they don’t hurt their fist while trying to punch their opponent! While they have some security, they miss out on the wealth-building opportunities that the rich embrace!
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Excerpt from WEALTH KUNG FU Vol 1 - Zero To 1 Million.
Books Scorns
These are the folks rolling their eyes at books, like they’re some sort of ancient torture device. Meanwhile, the rich devour books like they are ice cream on a scorching day.
Thomas Corley’s study drops the mic: wealthy peeps read around 88 books a year. Books are wealthy people’s secrets – they are gobbling up wisdom like there is no tomorrow.
We now live in an age where information has been made readily available everywhere. In fact, there is over- information. It’s overloaded! If for whatever reason, a failing eye-sight for instance, you find reading books unpleasant, do not let this stop you from building up on your WKF knowledge, for fuck’s sake! Don’t be lazy!
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Excerpt from WEALTH KUNG FU Vol 2 - Unfuck Your Mind.
85% of Millionaires Were Not Born Rich
My fellow Kung Fu warrior, this is where the journey begins. In the epic quest for wealth, you’re not alone – 85% of millionaires virtually started from ground zero, not born into vast fortunes or silver spoons. We’re all in the same boat, paddling our way through the stormy seas of financial uncertainty at first.
But here’s the fucking truth – being born without a trust fund doesn’t mean you’re destined for poverty or financial mediocrity. Not if you believe in self-determinism. The decision to purchase and read this book alone speak volumes about your iron will to succeed, best epitomised by the mantra: Born Poor, Die Rich. Unless of course, you did not buy this book and are merely browsing in a bookstore, in which case, fuck you.
Sure, some folks might have a head start, inheriting wealth from generations past. But let us tell you a little secret – it’s not about where you start, it’s about where you finish. In the world of Wealth Kung Fu, your financial destiny is in your own hands, like a martial artist shaping their own fate with every kick. Without WKF, you may be Born Rich but you can very easily Die Poor.
Now, you might be thinking, “WTF, how can I compete with those born into riches?” Well, wealth isn’t just about the size of your bank account, it’s about what you do with the money you have. You don’t need to compete against the rich. You merely need to join them!
Remember, we all have the same 24 hours in a day. It’s how you use those precious hours that counts. Are you going to waste them on pointless pursuits or are you going to research assets and then invest your money
in them so that your money makes more money? For your money to make money, you have to send it out to do some fucking. After some fucking, this will lead to impregnation. Then money babies are born. A lot of fucking leads to a lot of babies. This is how money makes more money!
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